Now, one day Monte gave me some very good advice. I know it was good advice because Monte gave it. He doesn't give bad advice (at least, he doesn't give bad advice to me) and therefore it is logical to assume that the advice Monte gives is good. Now, the problem is I can't actually remember what the advice was that Monte gave me. This isn't due to it being bad advice; we've discussed why just a few moments ago. This is due to an odd and rather worrying trend I have developed recently, that is to say, that I have developed a bad memory. Therefore it is entirely my fault I have forgotten Monte's advice and not his. Easy, you might say upon hearing this problem, the answer is to recall what it is you sought advice on and by doing so remember the advice. Well, I've forgotten that too. Yes, that's right, I've forgotten what it was I wanted advice on.
The only solution, as far as I can see (and I have 20-20 vision) is to see if Monte can remember what it was that I wanted advice on, and thereby remember what it is his advice actually was. I wish I could remember; I have no idea what it was, but I bet it was important if I asked Monte for advice on it.
Forgetful, crotchety.... and not even into my twenties. Life is grand.
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